i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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