No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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