She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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