even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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