Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
