We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
