Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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