your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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