I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he thought i was a dude.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
