no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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