you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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