Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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