Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My bed smells like the plague
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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