all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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