So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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