return my video game
At least make sure they are 18
Why
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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