I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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