Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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