I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
