We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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