butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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