He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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