They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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