Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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