he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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