You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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