is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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