i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
organizing the empties. That sober.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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