If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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