gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He has the fingertips of a God
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