Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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