Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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