Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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