sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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