The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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