Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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