Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
i think my cat just said my name.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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