If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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