when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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