i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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