so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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