Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
this beer tastes like vomit already
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Randomize
