I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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