Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is Oprah even human
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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