That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
What happened to fro yo and sex?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
