Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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