You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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