he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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