someone owes me an orgasm
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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