ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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