what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Bring me that man meat
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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