if you like me you must not know who I am
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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