God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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