walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
there is glitter all over my balls
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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